Somebody's Getting Bitter as She Grows Older, Eh?

Heidi Klum, while undeniably gorgeous and all that good, physical stuff, tragically doesn't seem to be nearly as beautiful on the inside. And I know that hurts you to hear, I understand, but if we're going on this incredibly mean little quote she made in a recent interview, then it's just the truth. Here, check out this nonsense: "I try to explain to the girls [on 'Germany's Next Top Model'] that eating is important to stay in shape, but also to have beautiful hair, nails and skin. They eat a bunch of crap. They’re 16, 17 years old and some have more cellulite than I do! It’s like, yeah, you eat one bag of chips after the next or those fruit tarts – what do you call them? – Pop-Tarts. I’m pretty good about not eating too many carbs. I love vegetables." Kate Hudson's Mom Goldie Hawn Provided Inspiration for New Sunglasses Collection! Did you hear that, guys? These teenagers have more cellulite than Heidi Klum, because Heidi Klum is basically perfect. She loves vegetables, and these girls eating some potato chips, well, they're obviously inferior, aren't they? Because, as we all know, a person's choice in snacks absolutely defines who she is as a human being, and cellulite (which, by the way, has been said by some to be caused by genetics and not that terrible fiend known as fat) is the worst thing someone could possibly have on her body. Really though, why should Heidi be concerned that these girls are beautiful enough to be in that competition, or that they're dedicated enough or hard-working enough or any of that when she can put them down to make herself feel better? That's the heart of the matter here. There's no need for compassion or decency or any of that when she can point out to the world how good she looks!