Well, We All Make Choices

This outfit of Charlize Theron's ... oh my god, I didn't think it would be this hard ... this outfit of Charlize Theron's is just bad. It's the opposite of good. It's what she wore to a photocall for her new movie with Seth MacFarlane, "A Million Ways to Die in The West," and it's a shapeless black mess of sadness. But you know what the strangest thing is? She still pulls it off. http://www.justjared.com/2014/05/26/ashton-kutcher-uses-body-to-shield-mila-kunis-baby-bump/?adid=justjared_FW Ashton Kutcher Uses Body to Shield Mila Kunis' Baby Bump! What kind of sorcery is Charlize capable of that she can do this? Should we be concerned, or should we alert someone? Guys, this is literally just a black blob that she is wearing, something that would make everyone else on this planet look ... well, not nearly as good as this. Is it her hair and makeup, does that bring the dress up a few notches? Seriously, we need to know how this is possible. It's necessary for the safety of this world.